if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
(Source: chickensandwich, via neatoburritos)
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
(via deal-with-it-ya-twat)
i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
(via deal-with-it-ya-twat)
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
(via deal-with-it-ya-twat)
